It was nearing midnight, local Paldean time, as I boarded the last train out for that night. Having spent the last few months traveling around the region, attending the various events the local Pokemon training school had set up. But somehow, someway as these new adventures into unfamiliar regions tend to go, I got caught up in another huge mess that involved Pokemon from the past and future, along with a whole lot of family drama(not mine) that I am definitely not ready to delve into right now.
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Thursday, October 31, 2024
Wednesday, October 30, 2024
NINTENGET: Super Mario Wonder
Last Tail :: Episode 53: Halloween Special
6:08pm
October xx, 2024
The sight that lay before Advrik could only be described as a nightmare. He’d only been gone for a single day, having taken a monster hunt contract that took him off the mountain to the foothill towns below. Contact had been maintained, specifically with Brigid, but Desmond and even Eligh had shot him a few texts as well.
Not even an hour into his drive, still more than an hour away from his actual destination, the first text came in,
DESMOND: Lotsa activity up here all of a sudden. Sirens ‘n shit. Gonna check it out.
Sunday, October 27, 2024
NINTENGET: Pikmin 1+2 Remastered
Friday, October 25, 2024
NINTENGET: Metroid Prime Remastered
Saturday, October 19, 2024
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Sunday, October 13, 2024
Pokedex Entry #87 (Regional): Wulphelk, the Pack Pokemon
Sprite work courtesy of https://bsky.app/profile/noblecrumpet.bsky.social |
Name: Wulphelk
Classification: Pack Pokemon
Pokedex # (Regional): 87
Pokedex # (National): 1xxx
Type: Rock/Fire
Ability: No Guard
Height: 3'9
Weight: 120.4lbs
"Notorious for forming packs with Pokemon of any species, roaming the countryside in search of battles from trainers and other Pokemon alike."
Base Stats:
HP: 95
Attack: 110
Defense: 80
Spec. Attack: 110
Spec. Def: 80
Speed: 90
Moves: (By Level)
Bite
Crunch
Ember
Flamethrower
Fire Fang
Agility
Rock Slide
Return
Sand Attack
Reversal
Swords Dance
Iron Head
TM Moves:
Thunder Fang
Ice Fang
Fire Fang
Psychic Fangs
Zen Headbutt
False Swipe
Play Rough
Dig
Trailblaze
Saturday, October 12, 2024
PLAYING WITH POWER, a multi-part Nintendo-centric ReCollection [Part 3]
Back? Again? So soon? Yeah, figured I should write these while the fire is burning to do so, and I have the time. A three-day weekend from work is an extremely rare occurrence, and since I'm taking a break from writing Last Tail at the moment as I prep another story to go into production, I'd take the few days I get to write some non-fiction for a change as I continue the journey to document my life.
This is Playing With Power!
Picking up exactly where I left off last time. It's Christmas Eve, 1994. I've received the Link's Awakening Gameboy bundle from my grandmother, eternally tying that specific game to Christmas for a lifetime. Not a December goes by that I don't find myself reminiscing at some point, so I always try to make it a point to either replay Link's Awakening or a game inspired by it during that period, should nothing else be currently occupying my game time at that point.
Link's Awakening, to this day, still remains one of the most surreal entries in the mainline series. A dream world populated by not just the usual (or what would become the usual) Zelda fare but also Mario characters(including two who were pretty much just Mario and Luigi starring as in-universe Zelda characters!) Even though I received a Super Gameboy that same Christmas, the Gameboy unit itself was used quite a bit. I remember jumping from TV to the handheld device (much like we do nowadays with the Switch) to play beneath the light in the rocking chair in the living room. I had made it all the way to Catfish Maw shortly after Christmas but gave up shortly after that when I couldn't figure out how to navigate Eagle's Tower.
I wouldn't beat the game until several years later, over the summer of 2000, when the internet had become prolific enough to provide tips, and my brain had developed enough to better comprehend the puzzles presented to me.
Though I don't exactly remember the specifics, I'd ended up with some spending cash that Christmas as well, to which my family and I took a trip to the mall in Hickory and the Sears that had been connected to it. They had a post-Christmas sale where if you bought two Gameboy games, you got a third free. Since I had a brand new Gameboy at home and the Super Gameboy from my parents, I took advantage of the deal and walked away with three new games.
Mega Man V, Tetris, and Metroid II: Samus Returns.
I don't know why I chose Tetris, but Mega Man V and Metroid were easy enough to understand. I knew of Metroid because of Super Metroid, though Metroid 2 would forever remain the one game I never beat in the series. For Christmas, I also received Mega Man X, my first legit Mega Man game, which started its own huge thing that will largely be reserved for another time.
Many will argue that Mega Man 2(NES) is the best Classic series game, but I will counter that argument with Mega Man V. This game, despite its shortcomings as a zoomed-in handheld game, had seen all of the elements of the series refined to the T, with plenty of neat little gimmicky power-ups that were fun to play around with. Featuring a set of planetary-themed Robot Masters, or Stardroids as they're called, along with an absolutely solid OST, this game packs an incredible punch.
Mega Man V, like Metroid II, was one of those 'Super Gameboy Enhanced' games that came with their own custom pallets and border frame when played via the device, which was how I primarily played this one.
It'd take me a year to finish it after one late-night session following Mega Man X2.
I'll be straight up here: This game scared me. From the weird, atmospheric "music", the ability to just go anywhere if you're stupid enough, and encountering Metroids in various stages of life along the way if one wasn't careful. With no map to guide you, I got lost VERY often here. To the point that it had put me off ever actually finishing, which still remains the one Metroid game that has gone unbeaten to this day.
There were two remakes of said game, both of which I missed the boat on. I might grab the PC remake, play it on my Steam Deck, and experience the game that way. That or wait for a potential HD remaster of the 3DS remake for the Switch/Switch 2.
Ain't really got much to say on this one. It's Tetris. I got it free, played it for a bit, and then lost track of it. Surprisingly, the (crushed) box is still sitting around here somewhere.
As mentioned previously, for Christmas '94, I also received the Super Gameboy for my SNES and two other SNES games. I distinctly remember the ads on TV at the time while watching Garfield & Friends on Nickelodeon, pointing to the TV and telling my mother (who was getting my sister and brother ready to go grocery shopping) that I wanted one for Christmas. Sure enough, there it was on Christmas morning.
To say that I got my use out of the thing would be an understatement. Living long after my actual Gameboy failed me, the Super Gameboy kept ticking straight up through 2000 when I played the Pokemon Red Version on it to demonstrate my "mad Pokemon skillz".
[Tumblr Post Archive] Camping at Gamestop (Originally Posted: 01.13.2017)
"So here I am. Outside my local Gamestop at 8am waiting for them to open at 10am. So far I am the only one here, but then it is only 8am."
PLAYING WITH POWER, a multi-part Nintendo-centric ReCollection [Part 2]
I didn't really plan to start writing the follow-up so soon, but I'm feeling particularly perky today, so I decided, what the heck? Let's do it.
This is 'Playing with Power', part 2: 1994: The SNES Years.
Okay, so yeah, the Super Nintendo dropped in 1991. A year later, I became aware, so to speak, of video games. Still too young to even care about the concept of generational leaps, I paid no attention to the existence of the device. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers had come along in 1993, and being the age I was for each of these major occurrences, I was whisked away in the hype of it all.
My brother received an SNES console for Christmas in 1992, along with Super Mario World and The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. Two games that would go on to become all-time classics in their respective series and genres. But I'd not paid either one much mind, having received a plethora of toys, including a giant stuffed dinosaur and a blue trunk, the latter of which I still have to this very day.
Two years later, I would slowly began to see the Super Nintendo slip into my hands as I started using it more and more while my older brother worked his full-time job. Adding Zelda and the then-freshly released Super Metroid to the list of games in my rota. I'd like to give both of them a ReCollection of their very own in the future, so I won't be diving into my history there too much.
As far as the Search-Action genre goes, Super Metroid, to this day, has not been topped in its charm or atmosphere. Hollow Knight has been the only actual true contender coming close to checking all of the boxes that Super Metroid filled in with a permanent marker. The late nights spent just roaming Zebes' deepest trenches trying to make my way, the thrill of discovery when I'd reach a new area or find a hidden path in the wall or floor that led me to weapon enhancements(and disappointment that it wasn't a way forward.
I'd watched my brother beat the game at least once, being enthralled by the escape sequence at the end that climaxed with the explosion of an entire planet, something I'd only seen previously in the Star Wars films. This has prompted me to stuff a Pringles tube on my right arm at one point and run around the front yard, pretending the Earth was going to explode and that I had to return to my ship(home) before it was too late.
I even remember begging my parents for the Super Metroid players guide that Wal-Mart had one day, but being shot down instantly. Went home and watched Army of Darkness that day.
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past was technically my first Zelda game, but not the first one I owned directly, as it had just kind of become mine over time as my brother gradually lost interest in the device. But it, too, as a kid in the early to mid-90s with no internet and parents unwilling to spring for strategy guides, led to hours upon hours of exploration and figuring things out on my lonesome, something that nowadays is absolutely impossible with how readily available info on the internet is. It's a shame really, because kids today simply just aren't going to have those Aha! moments anymore.
Zelda had instilled in me a sense of adventure and homeliness. Seeing a kid(or what I had assumed was at the time) wake up in the middle of the night and start out on a journey in the middle of a thunderstorm was new to me. Fighting monsters, scaling mountains, and plunging into the depths of deep dank dungeons. It was exciting and new, and it was likely what spurred me into trying RPGs.
One random memory I have for Zelda is, during one of my attempted playthroughs of the game, I was scaling Death Mountain and marveling at the forest and clouds below. The sense of height was delightful. One day, while my grandmother was babysitting us, I vividly remember grabbing a small couch pillow and one of the many plastic swords I had sitting around the house and just climbing across the couches, pretending that I was scaling the mountain. Only to get yelled at by Gram for jumping on the furniture.
The Gameboy
What I've talked about before was just barely scratching the surface of my overall SNES history, as there is a lot more to come, if just for 1994 alone. But next, I want to discuss two big entries in my history with the company's products: The advent of the Gameboy.
Scene: The den, Christmas Eve 1994. The family would always gather for dinner and open presents from each other as sort of a pre-show for the big Santa visit the next day. Thinking back nowadays, it feels like it was more for my grandmother to steal some attention away from my parents with her own gifts to the kids. Still, I've no real evidence as to where the particular tradition began beyond her always encouraging it.
But anywho. It was Christmas Eve, just before sundown. The Christmas tree was standing right where my PC is now, the very spot I am writing this entry. My grandmother was here with a basket of gifts, along with her friend, whom we'd not been super comfortable with, myself, especially being as shy as I was back then. I hid in the living room, hoping they'd leave so that I wouldn't have to feel the embarrassment of opening gifts in front of a stranger.
Eventually, my parents brought my gift from my grandmother into the living room, where I hid beside the couch and end table. In the darkening afternoon light, I ripped the paper away, revealing one heck of a surprise that, to this day, I've no idea how she knew I'd wanted one as I hadn't even told my parents(I'd put a Super Gameboy on my list to Santa instead). What had laid beneath that bright, cheerful holiday paper was the OG Gameboy+Zelda: Link's Awakening bundle.
That Christmas was a 1-2 punch as far as cementing me as a "gamer" at the age of seven.
To be continued...
Wednesday, October 9, 2024
PLAYING WITH POWER, a multi-part Nintendo-centric ReCollection [Part 1]
I will always be first to admit that I am, and will likely forever be, a Nintendo Shill. It's not a blind one, as I do have my reservations about the way the heads of the company handle fan relations. Not to mention their horrible, strong-fisted stance against emulation and the preservation of their own history. But that's not what I'm here to talk about today. My goal here is to simply gush about the product, the history, and my experiences with my absolute favorite developer(and the games that they and the many publishers put out on their devices)
As I talked about in one of the very first posts I made on this blog after starting it up two years ago, my video game history can be traced back to one specific video game experience, that being Mega Man II on my cousin's NES console in the early 90s. But that was just one specific experience with the Nintendo Entertainment System, and so that's where we're going to start in my illustrious 30+ years of "Playing with Power".
The Early 90s ('90~'93)
At 37, the fact that I can still conjure up memories from such a long time ago with some vividness is either seen as a good thing or a bad thing once dementia finally cracks down on me, and every memory I hold so dear comes gushing out like an open head wound. So, while my brain is still relatively healthy, let's get some of these memories out there while I still have the little twisty tie to go back onto the end of the bag!
As previously mentioned, Mega Man II was my grand introduction to the world of video games. Sort of that eye-opening experience that, for whatever reason, failed to happen at my own home on my older brother's NES. So naturally, I started looking at video games with a more serious glance. Browsing the Village Market's small selection, seeing what could potentially catch my eye. I remember always being drawn to the more fantastical covers, showing monsters or explosions of some sort.
But none had ever struck me harder than the sight of the box for Godzilla: Monster of Monsters!
Being a kid in the late 80s and the first half of the 1990s, if you weren't into dinosaurs, then something was probably wrong with you because they were the THING at the time. This even pre-dated the advent of the Jurassic Park adaptation, which just pushed the subject even further into the public eye. And thus, as a dinosaur junkie, one would naturally be expected to love Godzilla and all his other fellow kaiju brethren, right? Right. At least, that was true for little Ricky in 1990 because I had dinosaur figures out the yin-yang, and they all fought my 1989 Imperial Toys Godzilla figure on a regular basis.
Getting a game where you not only got to play as Godzilla (and Mothra, I guess) but also fight against an army of his actual friends and foes(some of which never even appeared in a Godzilla movie) was a truly awesome experience for a five-year-old. Even if the game is a monotonous chunk of an experience nowadays as an adult, I still get some satisfaction every time I fire this bad boy up with the DESTR0Y AL L M0NSTERS code.
It wouldn't be until years later, circa 1996~1997 that I'd beat the game, beginning to end, using an old turbo-charged third-party NES controller to hammer away at the bosses(which made dealing with Gigan's belly saw particularly easy)
Renting games was particularly fun because there was always an extensive selection available no matter where you went. Very few places had Genesis at that point, and even fewer had Master System, which was the NES' main competitor.
Gauntlet(though I never personally rented) was one that always stood out to me with its thick golden border. Trog was a Pac-Man knock-off with dinosaurs, so naturally, I gravitated towards it. Werewolf: The Last Warrior was one that I have no real recollection of why I rented so often other than it simply being part of those early Furry years of mine.
Stepping up to the plate in 1991, a year after its release, but the only time I can actually recall having rented and played it myself was Super Mario Bros. 3 in all its piggybacking off of Werewolf's box art glory!
If any box art screams "NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM" to me, it's this. |
I specifically remember one Saturday afternoon, my father having to run "across the street" to the Village Market(A local chain of now-defunct gas stations) for a pack of cigarettes, my older brother and I tagging along. He(my brother) picked out some snacks while I got to pick out the game. That was when I saw the magnificent, timeless box art for Super Mario Bros. 3, sitting happily on the shelf alongside its prequels, which I had played extensively by then(and completed none).
The snacks, though, are why I remember this specific day. It was a bag of Keebler's long-since discontinued brand of chips called Pizzarias.
I can't find any evidence of it, but I will swear up and down that a pepperoni flavor existed. But I digress; the flavor these things presented has been eternally locked into my taste buds' memories and is something I have been seeking out again ever since. Trying every pizza-flavored snack to come out but having no luck. The closest thing I have found so far has been the cheese pizza flavored Cheez-Its.
In the next entry, I'm gonna push forward and talk extensively about the period between 1994 and 1997 because prior to the Switch, my history with Nintendo consoles came in three-year clusters.
Saturday, October 5, 2024
Last Tail :: Episode 52: Troll!! Part 3
Desmond watched as the iron street light stuck itself in the sidewalk like a stick in the mud; electrical wires that had once been underground now bared for all to see. He could see no sign of the wolf, but the fox had reappeared on the opposite side of the street, brandishing a rather sleek-looking pair of daggers.“Anyone know what kind of troll that is?”
“See that muffin-top around its waist?”
“Is that a tail?”
“Are you guys seeing this? Likes and subscribes are—“
Voices filled the empty bistro, with Brock having turned out all of the lights within to avoid drawing attention to themselves. Standing behind the large pane of glass were the disembodies faces of various beasts, dimly illuminated by the screens of their phones as they filmed or live-streamed the events occurring outside.
Last Tail :: Episode 51: Troll!! Part 2
Like a scene out of a Japanese giant monster movie and more chaotic than any of the recent events held in town. Beasts that had been out and about this evening, heading home for work or simply trying to make the curfew, were now flooding down Main Street, away from the one-eyed monster that slowly lumbered down the street.
“I purposely avoided going to Norway for this exact reason!” A goat with a foreign accent yelled, disappearing down an alleyway along with three others in hoof.
The troll looked through his one good eye at the fleeing creatures below him like a fat kid might be eying down an all-you-can-eat buffet. Its other eye was a hollow crater, scabbed over and charred, with thick yellow and white fluids bubbling out of the cracks of thick, burnt, leathery skin. The damage from the lion’s fireball had not only destroyed the creature’s eyeball but carved out the eye socket entirely.
It inhaled, then let loose with an ear-splitting, primal war that warbled as it petered out, announcing its intentions for things to come as it lifted one of its huge feet and brought it down right on top of a small Kia that had been parked at the corner.
Thursday, October 3, 2024
Last Tail :: Episode #50: Troll!! Part 1
“Local monster hunter, owner of popular up-start Side Quests* accepts hunt for the troll terror!”
“The fact that they had this headline ready to print the very next day…” the wolf ran his fingers through his unruly hair, dropping the paper onto the cafe table.
Wednesday, October 2, 2024
Last Tail :: Episode 49: After the Storm
“Aaaand that should do it, sir. Fire it up, will you?”The old husky/wolf nodded from behind the steering wheel and cranked the engine of the rusty old farm truck. It sputtered a few times, the engine rattling like a washing machine with far too heavy a load in the cylinder, then miraculously came to life after burping a thick, black cloud of smoke from the tailpipe.
Tuesday, October 1, 2024
Last Tail :: Episode 48: Desmond in Charge
“How did you get my goddamn number?” Desmond croaked, wanting to toss his phone into the flooding rains that were still falling days later. The wind had died down, much to everyone’s rejoicing.